R.A.N & W.A.B Just The Beginning

UGH~! We have had it up to HERE LITERALLY with R.A.N'S & W.A.B'S. Seriously people ENOUGH is E f8Uking NOUGH. What do we mean by this you say? Well let's see! Where should we begin? Have you ever been on the phone with a guy that you've known for no more than a week and he's said some dumb shit like "yo shorty i'm saying, why can't i come over?" and you're kind of sitting on the phone like "is this bitch stuck on stupid" - and you finally reply "BECAUSE I SAID NO 18 TIMES ALREADY AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU NEED TO COME OVER HERE? YOU AIN'T GETTING SHIT, WE AIN'T DOING SHIT AND AS A MATTER OF FACT WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON A DATE! SO WHY IN SAMS HELL WOULD I OR SHOULD I LET YOU COME TO MY DAMN HOUSE?!?!" By week 2 you realize that this motherlova has forgotten your name, his conversation hasn't changed, and he still wants to come over because he thinks that trip to Mickey D's on ya lunch break was his "get in where he fit in" milestone. Pure WACKNESS! If you're nodding your head as you read this, then you've had your 1st or potentially 5th, 6th, or 7th, run in with a R.A.N - Regular Ass you finish it off!

OR you're out at the club and there's a gang of broads clucking it up by the bar. NONE of them have a drink in their hands. Why? Because they're broke, they're stuntin, and they've been posted up all night waiting for YOU! You walk up, find the cute ONE, and get to talking. After you 'blame it on the alcohol' you realize her shoes are run over, her Gucci is an Oopsi and her track is slipping. If this has happened to you, then you've been hoodwinked and bamboozled by a Wack Ass you can figure this one out too! Now a W.A.B is just the surface and nothing more, frontin like she got it together, asking you for rent money on the first date, but got on a new pair of Loubs (well at least the soles are red). She's like a car with no engine, broke-down radio, tank on E, air conditioner don't work, and the windows are not automatic!

So this is just the beginning. We're on fire and we feel that we need to fully expose the bulls*t a.k.a R.A.N'S and W.A.B'S. We're tired of folks confusing US with THEM! This ain't no damn mosh pit! We want to make sure you can decipher between the Good. The Bad. And the Oh Hell No. We're done! We say no more! We say it's time for change and off with their heads!