What a Nightmare~!

I wish to hell that I was on twitter! If I had a twitter account, the world would have been able to see first hand the R.A.N's and W.A.B's I encountered this Saturday evening~! I went to this spot with my homies on 52nd n 2nd (or something like that) for a friends birthday bash. First off, as soon as we walk in the lames start with their commenting "oh damn, oh you sexy, oh you cute" can you tell me something I DON'T already know~?! (hehe a lil cocky sometimes, just a lil). Second, I started to do double takes because as I looked around the spot, I realized that these chicks had on prom dresses! WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT?!@ lol

I mean for real when is it ever that serious? I believe the invite said something to the effect of "dress to impress/suits ties/dresses" something like that, but not the PROM. I mean I saw big ass bows, florets on the bottom of dresses, gold heels, sequence hand bags LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if it's not your BIRTHDAY there's no reason to come outside like this just cause you think it's cute lmfao i mean interpret fashion in your own way, but damn at least let it be CUTEAH~!

Then here comes the GREAT part - i'm standing on the balcony with my girls and we're just taking this scene in. Everyone has jokes, but nonetheless we're having a good time because we're silly like that. Then here comes the KING of R.A.N for the evening! Why the hell did he have to come up in my face? I don't know, but this is pretty much how it went:

R.A.N: Yoooo ya digggg yooooo ya digggg ya mad cute

ME: Laughter errupts - eh thanks

R.A.N: ya digg yo ya diggg I like ya lipstick, ya lips is mad sexy ya digg
ME: i don't know if i diggg

R.A.N: slides on his shades (Mind you its about 2am! i'd love to know where t fu(*O the sun was)

ME: where's the sun? why the hell are you wearing sunglasses like give me a break

R.A.N: yooo ya digg ha why you talkin like that yoooo i'm twisted

ME: that's exactly why I am speaking this way, because you're twisted and you should just stop while you're ahead

R.A.N: I think you're feeling me cause i'm feeling you ya digg - you from the BX (MISTAKE FU)*)* #903)

ME: You gotta be KIDDING me~! NO I'm from HARLEM anyway you done?!

R.A.N: Ha ya digg me too - I'm from Harlem too I live on 127th*

BOOSKIES: Ya baby daddy is calling me looking for you (i mean she's trying to save me from this retard)

ME: My baby daddy is looking for me i have to go call him back

R.A.N: i'm feeling you ya digg**

*sidebar - now people I live around the corner from 127th and i have NEVER seen this R.A.N in the 12 years that I have been over there. so of course the truth sets him free about 10 minutes later and don't ask me why i continued the conversation, but i was stuck on the balcony as there was nowhere else to go.

**HUH? QUE PASO??? I just said MY BABY DA-DDYAH was calling - i mean wouldn't most other guys be like oh ok go handle that?! Not R.A.N's though! they don't care (BTW i don't really have a baby daddy or a baby for that matter; but we were trying to get him GONE)

Enter scene: W.A.B's run out to the balcony with dresses on that dont fit, walking like dinosaurs cause their cheap ass shoes are hurting their feet and weaves are dry cause it's a lil warm inside

R.A.N: i'm sayin i'm from North Carolina (ding ding ding - what happened to 127th?!)

ME: Ok great. Are you done? Like are we finished? Cause i'm over it!

Enter scene: my homegirl tells him if he pushes her one more time she's going to knock him off the balcony..laugther is uncontrollable at this point

R.A.N: yo lemme get ya number
ME: yea sure whatever you say (enter made up telephone number); are you happy? you done? great move

now that was a lot and i had to cut shit out, but that doesnt even top the cake. I sit down next to my booskies (well i had to sit on her lap because there was no where to sit on the bench as my next friend was sitting on the other end) and duke turns around and commences to spitting the same weak, tired ass game to my friend while i was sitting right there. CLASSIC. I mean it was the funniest shit ever, but for real my dude.

Enter scene: his friends come and there is more mayhiem and pandamonium. then this chick tries to squeeze onto the balcony and almost knocks one of his friends out and he's like she looks like vestpusha lmfaooooooooooooo (i'm like ya wrong and wack bounce).

I mean WTF!~! I have never been around so many stuntin ass dudes in one place in my entire life (ok maybe it's happened before, but this by far was the worst).

If it weren't for the DJ rocking that thang like, i just might have been in central bookings! One more idiot in my face and i think i would have pushed his ass off the balcony!